If your reading this I'm either:
A: Currently being held hostage by Gabe Saporta and someone better send the release money QUICK or...
B: Sleeping or...
C: Dead.
...Most likely B or C. Why? Finals, my dear lad, mother-fucking, cock-sucking FINALS.
Yes, there is much hate. Anyways. This was just a pretty little filler. I have to study for math currently so... I'll leave you with this.
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1. Open your music player thing
2. Put it on shuffle
3. And start it up
4. Then write the song playing for each question
5. For every new question -> press next
6. DON'T LIE.
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1.Opening credits:
Animal I Have Become Three Days Grace
(LOLWUT.)
2.Awakening:
Animal Mindless Self Indulgence
( Because, you know, that how I am when I wake up. o_o )
3.Childhood:
Faggot Mindless Self Indulgence
( I was denied all the best ultra sex during my childhood. Oh baww. D: )
4.First Day of School:
I Think Im Paranoid Garbage
( thats actually pretty accurate.)
5.Made First Friend:
Tornado Mindless Self Indulgence
(Why is MSI raping my ipod currently? And they snuck up behind me like a fucking tornado?)
6.Fight-Song:
Bounce The Cab
( Oh shit. Dance-off? )
7.Life is Great:
Sex On Fire Kings Of Leon
( uh o_O WOW. )
8.Mental Breakdown:
Drowning Lessons My Chemical Romance
( OH GOD I DRAGGED HER DOOOWN. FUCK SHES DEAD. GREEEAT. )
9.First female Love:
Wow I Can Get Sexual Too Say Anything
( *headdesk* Oh, that is just SOOO wrong.)
10.First male Love:
Circus Britney Spears
(LOLWUT.)
11.Car Ride:
Slow Down The Academy Is
(WILLIAM!! DUDE! SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Youre driving too fast! DDDx )
12.First Family Death:
I Never Told You What I Did For A Living My Chemical Romance
( So I turn into a murderer? Sweet! OH WILLIAAAAAAAM. )
13.Drop out of school:
Closer Nine Inch Nails
( Uh. I drop out of school because I want to fuck you like an animal? o_O)
14.First Job:
I Kissed A Boy Cobra Starship
( I kiss boys? Oh shit, am I a whore? D:< )
15.First Concert:
Stay Away Nirvana
(DUDE! KURTS BACK- shwwwwwwweet!)
17.Get Together With Your Big Love:
Bury Me In Black My Chemical Romance
( oh. Thatll be an interesting relationship. O_O)
18.Marriage:
The Beginning Is The End Is The Beginning Smashing Pumpkins
(Oh, well, damn. At least its SP!
19.Sex scene:
Its Warmer In The Basement Cobra Starship
( *throws ipod angrily* )
20.Birth of your First Child:
Adams Song Blink-182
(OH SHIT. First, Im a murderer and now my sons suicidal? Damn. O_o )
21.Old age:
Time Is Running Out Muse
( Well, it is. )
22.Suicide:
20 Dollar Nose Bleed Fall Out Boy ft. Brendon Urie
( LOLWUT. I SMILE and TAP DANCE to death?!)
23.Funeral:
Headlock Imogen Heep
(Thats weird. o__o )
23.2(Old age death):
Love Hurts Incubus
( DDD: )
23.3(Suicide death):
Pretty Girl Sugarcult
( I killed myself because my boyfriend used/abused me? AW SHIT.)
24. End Credits:
Kiss My Sass Cobra Starship
( AFTER ALL THAT ANGST!? BULLSHIT.)
Devious Comments
LOL, MAN.
LOL.
*claps*
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"It is now...10 PM. We are about to get in a limo with a bunch of...pretty girls, and we're going to have an orgy...and they might film it. The car will not be rolling, probably, but it will be bouncing." - Zacky Vengeance
NO WHY THERE BE SO MUCH COBRA/MSI?!
xDDD
[p.s. - gmmailll]
--
What am I Here for?
- Fly since 94' -
Wow I Can Get Sexual Too Say Anything
( *headdesk* Oh, that is just SOOO wrong.)
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLL
--
YOUTH
I believe in Jesus Christ.
76% of statistics are made up.
Lol
Kickass ninja: Village Hidden by the Chuck Norris.
...I CALLED HER ON THE PHONE AND SHE... OH FUCK! *hangs up*
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YOUTH
I believe in Jesus Christ.
76% of statistics are made up.
Lol
Kickass ninja: Village Hidden by the Chuck Norris.
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