LOLWARNING: if you are female, you will laugh and get this creepy thing. if you are male... eh, don't read it.

I remember the day my friend Larisa found this in a book I had. Here's this magical quote. It will seriously blow your mind with its wtfuckery. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR...






Marvelous Menstruating Moments...
When you first realize your blood has come, smile; an honest smile, for you are about to have an intense union with your magic. This is a private time, a special time, for thinking and dreaming. Change your bedsheet to the ones that are your favorite. Sleep with a laurel leaf under your head. Take baths with wild hyssop, white water lilies. Listen for the voices of your visions; they are nearby. Let annoying people, draining worries, fall away as your body lets what she doesn't need go from her. Remember that you are a river; your banks are red honey where the Moon wanders.

From the noval Sassafrass Cypress & Indigo by Ntozake Shange




...If you are not CREEPED THE FUCK OUT by the end of that, you are not human. o_o

So, well.
How do I explain this without giving other things away? Uh, shit.

Basicly, next year, I may be going to Branham.
My mom... ayways. So. Yeah.

Also I think I'm going to make a new account. I'll alert you when I'm done. xD

Reason for not being at school today: Recupperating from fainting twice at the hospital this morning. (Shot appointment. xDDD)

fifteen.
seriously. wow. i can't believe it. i'm going to be fifteen in five monthes. o_o

LET THE TEENAGE ANGST BEGIIIIIIINNNNN.

oh. also.

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FILL OUT AS A COMMENT and you win a free gabe saporta. no, seriously. this guy needs to stop following me.


1. Who are you?


2. Are we friends?


3. When and how did we meet?


4. How have I affected you?


5. What do you think of me?


6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?


7. How long do you think we will be friends?


8. Do you love me?


9. Do you have a crush on me?


10. Would you kiss me?


11. Would you hug me?


12. Physically, what stands out?


13. Emotionally, what stands out?


14. Do you wish I was cooler?


15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?


16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.


17. Am I lovable?


18. How long have you known me?


19. Describe me in one word.


20. What was your first impression?


21. Do you still think that way about me now?


22. What do you think my weakness is?


23. Do you think I'll get married?


24. What makes me happy?


25. What makes me sad?


26. What reminds you of me?


27. If you could give me anything what would it be?


28. How well do you know me?


29. When's the last time you saw me?


30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?


31. Do you think I could kill someone?


32. Have we ever had sex?


33. Do you miss me?


34. Do you think I miss you?


33. Are you going to put this on your deviantART and see what I say about you?

pfffffttt.

pete said it was one of his inspirations for the sixteen candle video was this:

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...i just got a slap in the face by nostalgia.
thanks pete.

...and once again, WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?!?!