Soooo... I've been sick with a cold since Monday. It's finally (kind of) gone!
And now I have stye eye again! Because I have the best fucking luck ever.
Instead of wangsting about it, here's a random journal meme.
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First you pick 10 characters from manga/anime/games/books/etc.
**DO NOT LOOK AHEAD AT THE QUESTIONS! IT WILL RUIN THE QUIZ!**
[lolbandslash]
1. Brendon Urie
2. Frank Iero
3. Gerard Way
4. Patrick Stump
5. Ryan Ross
6. Mimzy Ross-Way
7. Pete Wentz
8. William Beckett
9. Mikey Way
10. Gabe Saporta
Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.
What would you do if:
1. Number 5 (Ryan) was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
First of all, ask myself why the hell am I in the guy's bathroom in the first place, then most likely find something for him? xDD
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Gerard) and Number 7 (Pete) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
I would pray to god they are fully clothed/not fucking when I walked in. Then I'd probebly knock Pete out with some blunt object and scold Gerard for drinking.
3. Number 8 (William) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
"Hey, Will, I understand you want to be manly and stuff but, no. Just give up. You wear girl's clothes and expose your hips for a living. Just... deal with it. And don't touch the plumbing."
4. Number 2 (Frank) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
I would be too busy staring at his purdy face to really pay attention. And I would probebly text Jez, who would break though the wall in a giant robot and abduct him.
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Gabe) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
"MY EYES. MY EYES OH GOD. MY EYES ARE BURNING. OH GOD IT HURTS."
6. Number 3 (Gerard) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
Cool. We'd end up raiding every comic store in the Bay Area. And he could show me where he buys his awesome pants.
7. Number 9 (Mikey) killed Number 4 (Patrick) right in front of you?
"MIKEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! OH MY GOD PATRIC- *world dies without Patrick*."
Would you allow:
1. Number 6 (Mimzy) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
Sure. Why the hell not? What's the worse she could do... oh wait. Shit.
2. Number 1 (Brendon) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
LOL FUCK NO.
3. Number 10 (Gabe) and Number 5 (Ryan) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
No. Hellll no. If I did, all the meat in my house would've been thrown out, I'd probebly end up missing some bras and underwear and Ryan would redecorate Pretty. Odd. style.
4. Number 8 (Willaim) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
PFFFFFFTTTT. He does it anyways. I'd just borrow some of his.
5. Number 2 (Frank) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
Maybe. Doesn't he hate technology? xDD
6. Number 4 (Patrick) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Mikey)?
Sure why not. Though I would try to set him up with someone toher than me. xDDD "Hey, I know this one girl, her name is Mimzy and..."
7. Number 1 (Brendon) and Number 3 (Gerard) to operate heavy machinery together?
FUCK NO.
Relationship Section:
1. Number 5 (Ryan) asks Number 2 (Frank) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
"Film it please."
2. Number 7 (Pete) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
"No. Go ask Mimzy."
3. Number 8 (Willaim) and Number 9 (Mikey) are fighting over you. What happens now?
"WILLIAM, WHAT THE HELL?!"
4. Number 1 (Brendon) tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Blush profusly. xDDD
5. Number 3 (Gerard) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Ryan) . What do you think of this?
"Okay thennn. Good luck fighting off Brendon and such.
6. Number 6 (Mimzy) is cheating on Number 7 (Pete) with Number 3 (Gerard), and you find out about it. What do you do?
Nothing. I mean, if you were dating Pete, what would you end up doing?
7. Number 4 (Patrick) proposes to you. Your reaction?
Tell him to close his eyes and then call Jez over and move out of the way. "Open your eyes and propose again." xDDD
1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Brendon) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
Ryan kicked him out because he was sugar high. xDDD
2. What if Number 2 (Frank) tied Number 4 (Patrick) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
"Awww that's so mean! Frank stop it!" *Attempts to make him stop* *fails*
3. ...and then Number 8 (Willaim) and Number 5 (Ryan) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
"MY EYES. OH GOD. I JUST GOT THEM FIXED FROM THAT WHOLE GABE-SPEDO THING AND NOW THIS?! WHYYYYYYY?!"
4. Number 10 (Gabe) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
You run away and never look back.
5. Would You tell Number 9 (Mikey) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
Sure, why the hell not. ;D
6. What was Number 6 (Mimzy) in prison for?
Too many things to list. Several rape charages, assualt with a deadly weopen, selling weed to preschoolers, the murder of Pete Wentz, the murder of Alicia Simmons...ect.
7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Patrick) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
"Honey, put some clothes on." *Goes back to reading the Last Unicorn*.